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Epstein File EFTA02422060: Barbra Streisand, Streisand and Brunel (DS11)

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This document contains humorous or satirical content comparing how different entities (German, Russian, Corporation) would handle owning cows, with references to vodka and counting. This appears to be unrelated to the Epstein case and may be a misfiled or test document.

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EFTA R1 0148 GERMAN You have two cows. You have two cows. RUSSIAN You have some vodka. CORPORATION You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka.
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Barbara **Streisand** sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? You have two cows.
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CORPORATION Employees are regularly maimed and **killed** attempting to milk them. You have one cow. BELGIAN The cow is schizophrenic.

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